I am rehoming a dog named Bro.
Someone left him by my mailbox, now you know.
He knows how to sit. Don't like expensive toys just sticks.
..and will run around your yard and beat you to the dorr.
Bro!!
He's a very good dog, that dog named "Bro"
I'd keep him myself but I am just too "Broke"
Bro could have been hit by a car.
Now I can't go to the bar,
because Dog Food cost more than partying thats no Joke.